This is the Etiquette Page. I live by these rules and I think every pot smoker should, or at least try and practice these rules. They just make smoking more fun.

* The most important rule is: Thou shalt SHARE your weed! Don't smoke alone, if there are other people around. Let the others share in your smoke, even if you spend the last of your money on that weed. Even if you've sold your mother to be able to buy it. EVEN if you don't like the other people that much. There are no excuses. Nothing is worse than having to look at someone who's smoking a fatty all by himself. So don't be greedy.

* The person who rolls the joint, no matter whose weed it is, gets to spark up the joint and gets first hits. AKA: "Rollers Rights"

* If the joint/bong is passed to you, don't smoke too much. A good rule is: puff, puff, pass!

* When passing the pipe or bong around after your hit, always pass the lighter with the pipe or bong, never hold it and forget about it unless the bowl is cherry.

* If someone rolls a nice joint, its good to give the person a compliment on his/her rolling skills... Blunts and multi-paper joints should get mad praise.

* If someone is too palsy to light the bowl (due to being too stoned or the person is just a retard :-) then they must vacate control of the lighter to someone more able to get it lit. <--this does NOT mean the person who lights gets free hits... this privilege tends to get abused ("hey lemme light it for you...")

* If someone is so much of a palsy that they blow INTO the bowl and blow all the shit on the floor, this person must be ragged on and the person can't smoke on the next round (unless it was his stuff)

* If you smoke with someone in your house, you should let them eat some munchy food you may have lying around.. don't be cheap with your food...if you have food...

* If someone who you've smoked asks for a drink, you gotta hook them up.. (Do you enjoy drymouth?) (Note): Coffee, Milk or Soda will wet your mouth but dehydrate you over time. Orange Juice or an electrolyte bev. is good.

* If smoking from a bong or a joint, never put the whole thing in your mouth and get it all sopping wet.. it's disgusting and it messes up the joint.

* If you're smoking from a bong and there's not enough in the bowl for a whole other hit, you should save the smoke in the chamber for the next person..(don't let go of the rushhold or 'carb' and take it all yourself)

* Never bitch about someone else's weed being no good! If you don't like it, don't smoke it!

* If a friend gets you high sometime in the future you need to get that friend high. AKA: "CannaKarma"

* Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. Ever!

* If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is polite to roll a joint, (a small one, if you copped a small amount) and smoke with the person who sells you the stuff. Smart Dealers don't smoke their profit.

* It is VERY impolite to hand someone an empty bowl, without notifying that person of it's possible torched state. A proper warning would be..."Here ya go...I think it's dead."

* The person who fills the bowl is given the opportunity to take the first hit. It doesn't matter who's bowl it is. Unless of course, they request you take the first hit.

* Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you blazed.

* When using a bong, DON'T blow out the ashes, unless that's what the "homeowner" does.

* NEVER go to someone's house EXPECTING them to get you stoned. Of course, there are exceptions to this rule...

* If you spill the bong, say "SHIT!" Clean it up, and don't forget to put water back in it.

* Do not, I repeat do not smoke your pet out if he is under 5 lbs. Because you do not want to kill your pet, unless it deserves to die, in which case, kill yourself! You pet-killing scum-bag.

* Do not lie about the amount you have smoked in the past if someone asks you.

* When you take your tokes no matter how big they are, do not cough out all the smoke, because all you are doing is wasting that person's bud.

* If you have major munchies, do not eat all the food at person's house you are at, after all, he has to pay for that shit.

* If you are selling someone weed, don't lie about the amount you are selling or the kind of weed that's in the bag. Bad business decision. Ripping people off will almost always lead to loss of customers or get you robbed.

* Do not always bum people for weed, it is not cool unless they are willing to give you some.

* If you have a resonated pipe, do not smoke tobacco in it. Because that is just fucking ANTI-cool.